Lyrics: [Sample of Neo from The Matrix] "Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!" [the soyamancer] Journey (journey) Walkin' out (walkin' out) Tired legs (tired legs) Done now (done now) Long days (long days) Long hours (long hours) Hard work (hard work) No showers (no showers) Finally (finally) Walkin' back (walkin' back) Success (success) Journey (journey) Walkin' out (walkin' out) Tired legs (tired legs) Done now (done now) (Uh) It's done now [Sample of Anakin from The Phantom Menace] "This is so wizard!" [the soyamancer] CONCUSSIONS, here we GO! *epic rock yell* Aw thank you! Thank you for all comin' out to be a part of this! Aw yeah, we missed you. It is a glorious moment, it really is, it really is. Aw, man. And Tuuzjir's among us now. Tuuzjir! Thank you! Thank you for coming! Thank you for coming here. We may now gather ˚･ﾟ✧THE WIZARD COUNCIL✧ﾟ･˚ This is the soyamancer Clocking in Uh Uh I know we searched for awhile Found a few things that we didn't know we would We did a few things that we didn't know we could Tryin' out new spells New combinations All under a rubric That gave us a good base Now there's one thing I think we gotta face We can't move forward If we're stuck in our base We wrote some good tomes, I know. But set 'em on the shelf, let 'em go. What are you afraid of? Let me know. The cycle was just a way to reach Tuuzjir. And now that he's here (now that he's here) What do we got to fear? (What do we got to fear?) What do we got to fear? What do we got to fear? One step Out of your comfort zone again I know you're scared, but you don't gotta be. Tuuz- Tuuzjir's here Oh and there's so many people we've got to meet! We've gotta take the stage, we will not admit defeat! So many new tomes to write! So many new spells to try! And I'll be by your side And we'll- We'll be alright ･ﾟ☆

Lyrics: [the soyamancer] I’ve seen your darkness I’ve seen the connection You’re holding on To so much tension You need a release I’m leaving soon We’ll duel like wizards Under high noon. [1 2 Switch Sample] 3! 2! 1! Wizard! [the soyamancer] She’s writhing around in the pit like a maniac We’re takin’ a trip to the beach where the babes are at! Trying to copy my speech? You’re insane man! The levels I reach are like… I’m a Gandalf the Grey lookin’ motherfuckin’ fogie! You can’t even touch a surfboard, you just boogie! Like Bill and Ted, playing chess with the dead With my chest puffed out cuz you heard what I fuckin’ said You know what I fuckin’ do I don’t have to prove shit You just found out you were a bitch? I knew all your life! Why does every song you’re on turn into a fucking play? Maybe they just wanna listen to something catchy today! Not every song needs to end the same way! I’d be fine with you breaking down every song if you actually had something good to say. Now what do you got to say? [shark verse] Alright then, listen here Soy Boy Comin in with spliced flows and limp bars Spitting crap about being catchy, fuckin catch the shit I’m bout to throw atch’a I may participate in creatin some theatre now and then but even if you do not groove, at least that proves That drinkin’ alt-milk is not the only alternative thing that I do. So yes, I’ll continue to writhe in pits and do queer shit Maybe it’s not catchy but fuck that, at least I’m funny Also fuck you I can totally surf, I know how to surf I’ve probably surfed like, a hundred times-

Lyrics: Abracadabra alakazam Home Home Home I’m alone I- home But how alone can any of us really be now? How alone can any of us really be now? Abracadabra alakazam How alone? How alone? How alone? How alone? Home, returned For each touch If you have touched me Then I have forgotten And I've lost your face Journeys, only riddles of the past Waiting now, for a knock on the door To return A boot left behind me If only I could fit it myself In a home to magic, where worlds are chosen Beyond time, where stories are picked And characters drawn into their place God help us, something has set poison And it seeps, farther it seeps each day.

Lyrics: [Sample} You know what you are? You remind me of the wizard of loneliness. 'cause you're your own self Your own wizard That's what you are look at 'chu In a f***in' pink shirt and everything else Aww, you're killin' me Y-you have no friends That's why you're the wizard of loneliness [Wizard} Find me in some kind of cottage or hovel Next to some sort of stream or a brook or a creek If you look into the window curiously I might look back at you and say with exasperation Why are you even you here! There's not- I’m not- I’m not gonna do any tricks! Or teach you some sort of personal growth lesson! Get- go away! I’m just NOT THAT KIND OF WIZARD! ALRIGHT! Just leave me alone! I don’t give a fuck about children, or adventures. Or any fucking- kind of shit like that. [Soy Verse] Ain’t loneliness the thing we found a cure for? A friend forever more And as we set back to return to back where we came from I know I’m not the only one The only one Wearin’ Wearin’ Wearin’ Wearin’ The boot of Tu-uz J-ir. [Wizard] Watch me casting some sort of Magic sparks and spells In a jail of stone Against some kind of ancient evil Then you step in, glowing sword drawn Ready to swing I definitely turn around and say, angrily. Listen! I’ve got this handled! This isn’t really some kind of a journey, or aaaa-a like a quest for me. I’m just- I deal with stuff like this on the weekend! It’s- I would prefer if you left me alone. And let me sort of “do my thing”. Alright? See me in the castle. Begging the king for his support In a state of miserdom. Totally fucking lost You, knight, peek out from the shadows and begin to talk I put up a hand, done with all this shit And abruptly tell you to, plleeeaaase, just, QUIT! [pathetic babbling] [Adam] Now what is the point of a magical twist? When the subject crawls and leaps With a creeping joy attempting to stall in its advent Seeps with enthralling happiness But you see a glare You cannot find shelter there As they fall into the great grave possession You know all of their tricks! For they are littered with your lonesome ticks And die so lonely So very quick, That good old wizard of loneliness. Finally, Alone: I am home, returned. for each touch, if you have touched me, Then I have forgotten and I've lost your face. And our journeys I'm sorry, Are only riddles of the past. Waiting now, for a knock on the door To return a boot left behind me If only I could fit it myself